SUBWAY

Subway is your typical fuel-stop experience, and this branch is no exception. The hygiene is above average, sitting at a solid 4/5, but the food doesn’t spark joy for many. Aman Dhaliwal and Sarinder were all about the polite staff, giving props where it’s due. Louis deserves a medal for being the highlight of one customer’s late-night sub run. But let’s be real, the cleanliness of the toilets is a bit of a horror show, and Simon Thomas just about had a meltdown over his sad excuse for a cheese sub.

It’s a classic case of fast food where the service can shine, but the food quality is hit or miss. You may walk in for a quick bite, but keep your expectations low – or just grab a salad while you’re at it.