CHRIST THE ROCK CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP

Christ The Rock Christian Fellowship is like that friend who's always preaching positivity but forgets about the actual vibe. The kitchen might be as clean as a saint, but the food’s gone AWOL. While Rod and the crew are all about good vibes, Sarah'jane's experience felt like a sermon gone wrong. She came seeking heavenly uplift but left feeling like she’d been hit by a spiritual bus. Not exactly the divine intervention she was hoping for.

If you're looking for a place filled with all the good feels but not much in the taste department, this might be your spot. Just don’t go expecting a culinary epiphany. You might just be praying for something a bit more interesting on the menu.