COFFEE #1

Coffee #1 is the local haunt where the vibe is cozy, but service is a slow burn. The iced coffee frappe is nice, but don’t expect any speed demons in the service department. Staff are friendly enough, but you might want to pack a book while you wait for your order. The baklava is a sweet treat, but don’t be surprised if your table looks like a crime scene while you’re munching away. It’s clean, pet-friendly, and filled with locals, so if you’re patient, it could be your chill spot.

But here’s the kicker: the furniture needs a serious makeover. Some of the seats look like they survived a civil war, and it’s hard to relax when you’re questioning if that stain is old coffee or something more sinister. Overall, Coffee #1 does the basics well, but it’s nothing to write home about. Just remember to lower your expectations a tad, and you’ll be fine.