COSTA

Costa is your average coffee shop that somehow manages to make waiting in line feel like a part-time job. The coffee is decent—if you enjoy drinking something that could easily be mistaken for a watered-down potion. JASWINDER SINGH gave it a solid five stars, but let’s be real: he’s likely just happy there’s a place to get a caffeine fix. The staff are friendly and all, but the chaos often overshadows the charm. You might find yourself waiting long enough to reassess your life choices or question the meaning of time itself.

The atmosphere is what you'd expect from a Costa—comfy enough for a quick pitstop but not exactly an Instagrammable moment. Too many tables seem to be collecting dirty dishes, and the manager? Well, she may or may not be conducting a very elaborate game of 'pretend to work.' If you're in the area, it’s fine for a cup of joe, but don't expect a coffee miracle. ☕️