ESS - ABBEYWOOD NORTH (NEIGHBOURHOOD 5)

ESS - Abbeywood North is like that one friend who shows up to the party but doesn’t really bring anything to the table. It’s clean, sure, but the vibe is about as exciting as watching paint dry. We’ve got 5-star ratings across the board, but let’s be real – it’s just functional. Nick Carter hit the nail on the head: it’s a workplace, and that’s it.

The only drama here is from Dan Scanlon, who clearly had higher expectations and left feeling like he was robbed. If you want an enthusiastic coffee chat or a culinary adventure, you might wanna look elsewhere. Just pop in, grab your coffee, and hit the road. 🚶‍♂️