HAWKES HOUSE

Hawkes House is like that friend who tries to impress you with their cooking but ends up serving store-bought frozen meals. The hygiene is a solid 5, yet the food? Let’s just say it’s as uninspiring as a beige wallpaper. You might find yourself longing for the excitement of a soggy microwave pizza instead. Even the staff seem to be on autopilot, just along for the ride rather than making your meal an experience worth remembering.

So, if you’re in the mood for a meal that doesn’t challenge your taste buds or your hygiene standards, Hawkes House is your spot. Just don't expect to leave raving about anything. You might even forget what you ate by the time you walk out the door, and no one will blame you for it.