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🏠 239, Lower Road, SE16 2LW
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Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Caffe Pistachio is the hidden gem that’s trying really hard, but sometimes it just doesn’t quite deliver. While the décor is modern and welcoming, the food can be hit or miss, often leaning towards the overpriced side. The coffee? Well, some love it, while others are left wondering if they’ve made a mistake.
On a good day, you’ll walk out feeling like you just had a lovely brunch, but on a bad day, you might find yourself regretting your choices. It’s cozy enough for a work session, but if you’re after a solid meal, you might need to keep your expectations in check. Definitely worth a try, but be prepared for the occasional letdown.
"The coffee itself is outstanding. My flat white was perfectly balanced."
"These are the cafes that make London tick in the age of false choice, meal deals and £5 croissants."
"The menu is amazing. I ordered Turkish breakfast and coffee is included in it."
Caffe pistachio, Lower Road — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 3 October 2024