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🏠 Unit A, 163, Bermondsey Street, SE1 3UW
Tier Achieved:
Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Fuckoffee is a hipster haven with a name that makes you chuckle and a vibe that’s all about chill. It’s got all the quirky decor you’d expect, and while the hygiene is flawless, the food experience is a bit of a mixed bag. Sure, the pumpkin spice latte is apparently divine, but you might find yourself questioning if the hype matches the reality.
While the service gets high fives for being friendly and patient (who doesn’t appreciate that?), the menu feels a bit like it’s trying too hard to be cool. It’s a decent place to grab a drink and take a break from the world, but don’t walk in expecting a culinary masterpiece. ☕️
"The pumpkin spice latte was hands down the best I’ve ever had."
"The young woman with piercings at the bar was patient, helpful, and genuinely attentive."
"Great coffee, delicious bites."
Fuckoffee, Bermondsey Street — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 15 April 2024