Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 18-19, Newcomen Street, SE1 1UL
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Kings food / Keats Cafe has the hygiene game on point with a sparkling 5/5, but that Google rating of 3.0⭐? Yikes. It’s like getting a gold star but still failing the test. Talhajb thought it was a 'good experience,' but let's be real, that’s about as exciting as a beige wallpaper. If you’re in the area and desperate for a bite, it’ll do, but don’t come expecting a food revolution.
If you find yourself here, just remember: it’s clean, so you won’t get an E.coli surprise, but you might just leave wondering why you didn’t grab a sandwich from Boots instead. It’s the ultimate fuel stop - just enough to keep you going but not enough to write home about. Stick to the basics and don’t get your hopes too high.
"It's the good experience"
Kings food / keats cafe, Newcomen Street — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 December 2024