MARIA'S TORTILLA

Maria's Tortilla is like that warm hug from your Spanish aunt you never knew you needed. With a 5-star hygiene rating, you can chow down without worrying about dodgy stomachs. The tapas here get rave reviews, especially the pintxos and the red sangria that feels like a summer party in a glass. Maya calls it one of the best tapas bars in London, and who are we to argue with her?

But before you run off to sample the delights, do watch out for those pesky inconsistencies. Some dishes leave you floating on cloud nine, while others might just send you crashing down to earth. It's a cozy spot for a chill afternoon, just be mindful about what you order—like choosing your friends wisely.