ST JOHN BAKERY

St. John Bakery is the kind of place you go to when you want a sugar rush and a side of confusion. Hygiene is on point with a 5/5 rating, but the food? It's a bit of a mixed bag. You’ve got people raving about the doughnuts – specifically those filled with jam and chocolate – that are supposed to be divine. One brave soul even tried the minced pie and swore they'd only ever accept Michelin-starred versions again. Now that’s setting the bar high.

But let’s not gloss over the dark side. A few poor souls left disappointed, claiming the doughnuts were dryer than your last Tinder date. The staff can be hit-or-miss as well; while Caitlin has been praised for her warmth, some have encountered service that leaves much to be desired. It’s the kind of place where you roll the dice: you might leave with a sugar high or a dry mouth and an empty wallet. Either way, at least it’s clean.