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🏠 Cafe, Little Oyster Residential Home, Seaside Avenue, ME12 2NJ
Tier Achieved:
Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
The Little Oyster Cafe is your classic seaside treat, where you can grab some chips and pretend you’re on a mini-holiday. The menu might not be Michelin star-worthy, but let’s be real, nobody’s coming here expecting fine dining. The chips are fresh and well-priced, and the staff seem to be friendly enough to brighten your day. Plus, they have a lovely view of the beach, so if you're after a quick bite with a side of ocean breeze, this could be your jam.
But don’t get too comfy; the service can be hit or miss. Some have sung praises, while others have experienced the horror of cold food and indifferent staff. If you’re lucky enough to catch them on a good day, you might just leave with a smile. Just be wary of the times when they’re slacking; you might want to lower your expectations a notch.
"10/10 chips, freshly cooked"
"Fantastic little place with indoor and outdoor seating"
"The sausage rolls and the chips are lovely"
The Little Oyster Cafe, Seaside Avenue — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 16 July 2025