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🏠 343 Commercial Road, London, E1 2PS
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Cake and Custard Factory is like your nostalgic childhood dining experience, served with a side of questionable hygiene. Sure, they’ve got sticky toffee sponge and all your school dessert favorites, but if you’re hoping for culinary innovation, look elsewhere. The rainbow cake and caramel tart are the crowd-pleasers, but the service could use a smile or two.
It’s the kind of place where you’re guaranteed to leave with more sugar than your dentist would approve of, which is exactly what you’d expect from a dessert factory. Just tread carefully; some items might taste like they were made yesterday. If you want comfort food and can deal with a few disappointments, this could be your spot.
"Instantly got hit with a wave of school dinner nostalgia!"
"The caramel tart is made by a professional standard."
"Perfect spot for my dessert fix."
Cake and Custard Factory, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 October 2025