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🏠 244 Poplar High Street, London, E14 0BB
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Docklands Lodge might be clean as a whistle, but it's got the personality of a damp sock. Althea liked the shared bathrooms but was wary of the slip hazard from shower water. George found it not bad, while emmat0 was hit with some serious buyer’s remorse. It’s like a mixed bag of emotions—some folks find it cozy, but others are questioning their life choices.
If you’re looking for a clean place to crash and don’t need much more than a bed, Docklands Lodge might do the trick. Just don’t expect the Ritz—unless the Ritz had a bad hair day. 🏨
"The shared bathrooms were clean and well maintained."
"Not bad for all intents and purposes."
"Looked like a crack den dark and dingey."
Docklands Lodge, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 2 July 2025