KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

KFC—where fried chicken dreams come to die in a messy, greasy embrace. You walk in, and hygiene is top-notch, but the food? Well, that’s a different story. The chicken might be hot, but it’s also soggy, and the fries are about as appealing as a soggy noodle. Some staff are friendly, while others might just be counting the seconds until their shift’s over.

While you might find a hidden gem in the form of a decent Zinger, your happiness could quickly evaporate when the service takes a nosedive. You'll find yourself wishing you’d chosen a different chicken joint instead—when the toilets look like they haven’t seen a cleaning product in ages, you start to question what’s going on in the kitchen.