MCDONALDS

Ah, McDonald's – the place where dreams go to die, especially if you’re expecting edible food. Sure, it rates a 5 for hygiene, but judging by the reviews, you might question whether that's really a blessing. Late-night visits scored points for convenience, but Alex and Kristina were less than thrilled, calling out missing items and dreadful service like it was an Olympic sport. With complaints about cold food and wrong orders being a recurring theme, it’s clear this isn’t the golden arches of yore.

If you find yourself here, just remember: it's a fuel stop. You’re not here for a fine dining experience; you’re here for a quick fix. Just don’t expect any culinary miracles or a full order—you might just leave craving something that doesn’t come in a cardboard box.