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🏠 378 Commercial Road, London, E1 0LB
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Michael's Halal Chinese is like ordering Chinese food from a vending machine. Hygiene gets a 5/5, which is great, but when the food tastes like cardboard, what’s the point? Habiba Akthar was left devastated by the bland Chow Mein and fried rice, and let’s not even talk about the two-hour wait time. Jazeb Khan might've loved the food, but that’s like saying a potato is tasty—everyone has different standards. Then there's a storm of complaints about poor taste and service, with multiple diners claiming they faced food poisoning and hair in their meals. Yikes.
So, if you’re craving Chinese food, you might want to hightail it elsewhere unless you’re cool with bland flavors and a side of regret. It's clean but utterly forgettable; you'll survive, but you won't thrive. Just sayin'.
"All The Food Had Basically No Salt."
"Absolutely loved the food and super fast service!"
"Tasteless chowmein with 3 prawns!"
Michael's Halal Chinese, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 November 2024