Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Milano Express Pizza and Peri Peri, 479 Cambridge Heath Road, London, E2 9BU
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Milano Express Pizza and Peri Peri is like that friend who shows up late but always brings pizza. Sure, hygiene is rated a solid 5, but the Google score is a head-scratching 2.9. Kate loves the quick delivery and tasty two-for-one pizza, but then you’ve got folks like Masum and Karim who’ve had their patience tested by awful service. It's almost like they’re auditioning for a reality show about bad customer experiences.
The food might be decent, but if you feel like playing Russian roulette with your meal, then go for it. Otherwise, buckle up and be prepared for possible drama. If you’re willing to risk it, you might just score a decent pizza. Just don’t cry to me if it all goes wrong.
"Quick delivery, exactly as described, two for one pizza, very tasty."
"This tastes like authentic, wood-fired pizza straight from Italy."
"I had to wait 10 minutes to order 2 pizza. There was no one on the counter."
Milano Express Pizza and Peri Peri, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 14 October 2025