RUSTY BIKE

Rusty Bike is a place that exists. You’ll find it in E3, and it’s as average as it gets. The food isn’t bad, but it’s not exactly sparking joy in anyone’s life, either. Imagine a café that’s just fine—like wearing shoes that are one size too big. The reviews throw praise at the basic brunch options, but if you’re expecting fireworks, you might be disappointed.

The service is as mediocre as the food, with staff seemingly trained in the fine art of indifference. You might enjoy your time if you bring a book or a friend who can make you laugh. Otherwise, you could be staring at the walls and counting the ceiling tiles. If you need somewhere to kill time and fill your stomach, here’s your spot. Just don’t expect a Michelin star anytime soon.