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🏠 The Alchemist Bar and Restaurant Unit 1 Nash Court, South Colonnade, London, E14 5AJ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
The Alchemist Bar and Restaurant tries for a trendy vibe, but it’s a mixed bag. While some patrons loved the creative cocktails and attentive service from folks like Lewis and Aaron, others felt let down by the chaotic bottomless brunch experience. Rebecca had a decent time, praising the team’s handling of the busyness, while Drizzy was all about the food’s flavor and presentation. But don’t get too excited; Faye had a decent meal marred by cocktail drama, and Freya was left underwhelmed by service snafus and cold food.
It’s a stylish place for a night out, but be prepared for potential hiccups. If you’re there for the drinks and atmosphere, you’ll likely have a good time, but if food consistency matters to you, you may want to hold off until they sort their act out. The Alchemist is a safe choice, but just don’t expect perfection.
"The team handled it well!"
"The food was absolutely delicious."
"Everything was simply outstanding."
The Alchemist Bar and Restaurant, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 September 2025