Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Townhouse Unit 3, 34 North Colonnade, London, E14 5HX
Tier Achieved:
Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Townhouse is your go-to for a little pampering, but let’s keep the hype in check. Sure, the nail service gets raved about, and it's clean as a whistle. But if you're looking for a guaranteed flawless experience, someone forgot to tell the staff that perfect exists. While some clients are loving their perfect manis, others are walking out disappointed—bubbles in their gel and all. You might get a solid service from someone named Aks, but don’t bet your nails on it.
If you’re swinging by for a little self-care, you might leave feeling fabulous. Or you might walk out wondering if your nails were done by a blindfolded octopus. Just know that it’s a bit of a gamble.
"Highly recommend Aks! Best extensions I’ve ever had!"
"Zaneta gave me the best manicure I’ve ever had!"
"I couldn’t have asked for a better experience."
Townhouse, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 30 September 2025