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🏠 Johns Diner, Guinness Road, Trafford Park, M17 1SD
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
John's Diner is like that reliable mate who always brings cheap snacks to the party. It’s all about hearty comfort food and prices that won’t make you cry. Full English? Legendary. You can get a plate bigger than your face for less than the cost of your morning coffee. It's a classic cafe vibe where regulars know the drill, and newcomers leave with full bellies and slightly lighter wallets.
But let's be real—if you’re looking for fancy presentation or Instagrammable dishes, you’re in the wrong spot. It’s straightforward, no-frills dining. The staff? They're like your overly friendly relatives at a family gathering. It’s not Michelin-starred, but it’s solidly satisfying, and if you leave hungry, you must have a bottomless pit for a stomach.
"Legendary full English breakfast — generous portions."
"Quick service, generous portions, and prices that won’t make your wallet flinch."
"Nice food - great team working hard."
John's Diner, Trafford Park — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 December 2023