Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 The Kellogg Building, Talbot Road, Stretford, M16 0PU
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Cafe UA92 is like that awkward relative at the family reunion: it’s there, but you’re not sure if you should really spend time with it. The hygiene is spotless, but the vibe? A bit lackluster. The reviews are almost all about the university experience rather than the food, which feels like they’re hiding behind their fresh paint job. You’ve got alumni singing praises about their time at UA92, but when it comes to the cafe itself, the reviews take a nosedive. One visitor even described it as feeling like an abandoned experiment, and that’s not exactly the lively atmosphere you want while sipping your latte.
If you can overlook the ghost town vibes, there’s decent coffee and some breakfast options that might just save your morning. But don’t expect fireworks. It’s like walking into a party that’s already peaked, and you’re just there for the leftovers. If you’re in the area, it’s fine for a quick stop, but you might want to keep your expectations in check. 😐
"Couldn’t recommend this uni enough."
"Great place to Start, Learn and Grow"
"I'm proud to be an alumnus of this institution."
Cafe UA92, Stretford — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 October 2023