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🏠 45 HAYMARKET, LONDON, SW1Y 4SE
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Caffe Concerto is trying hard to be your charming neighborhood cafe, but it’s more like that awkward relative who tells way too many dad jokes. The service shines here, with staff like Manali and Harshit getting all the love for their attentiveness, but the food itself is a mixed bag. While some rave about the pasta and afternoon tea, others have found the eggs Benedict to be a sad soggy mess. Cleanliness is on point, but the decor feels dated enough to make you question if you’ve stepped back in time.
With a decent atmosphere perfect for a pre-theatre coffee, Caffe Concerto is a solid pit stop. Just don’t expect culinary fireworks. The experience is pleasant yet forgettable—great if you want a break from the fast food chains, but not exactly a destination.
"The service I received at Caffe Concerto in haymarket is top tier."
"Everything was delicious."
"On the whole, everything went well."
Caffe Concerto, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 October 2025