Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 SW8
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
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Eagle Trade UK Ltd is flying high with an impressive hygiene score and a 5-star rating. But let’s be real, unless you’re hunting for some dubious food, this place is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. The reviews are as sparse as the menu, hinting at something more than just a café experience. What are they trading, exactly? Judging by the name, there’s an air of mystery, or maybe it's just a clever ruse to keep us guessing.
Despite the lack of details, if you’re brave enough to venture in, you might just uncover the secret behind this intriguing spot. Go in with an open mind, and maybe you’ll find something worth trading your time for.
"Eminent Enforcers"
Eagle Trade UK Ltd — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 20 September 2024