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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" — not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Kettners Town House is like that cool kid in school who wore the best clothes but had questionable taste in food. The hygiene is top-notch, and the service is friendly, but when it comes to the actual food, the reviews are a mixed bag. One moment you’re enjoying a chic brunch, and the next, you’re wondering if the chef's having an off day. You might score a great avocado toast or a full English, but don’t be surprised if they run out of half the menu by 7 PM.
The atmosphere is great for a pre-theatre meal, but be prepared for a bit of a rollercoaster with the food. It’s a classic case of style over substance—plenty of charm, but can the kitchen keep up? If you fancy a drink in a nice setting, then maybe it’s worth a visit, but don’t go expecting culinary fireworks.
"What a wonderful start to a great evening."
"We cannot thank Lara enough who served us in the restaurant."
"Kettner’s is a welcome little oasis from the madness of Soho."
Kettners Town House — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 25 January 2025