NANDOS

Nando's is the go-to chain for when you want to feel fancy without actually putting on pants. With a 5/5 hygiene score, you can relax about the cleanliness, but the 4.2 stars suggest that not everyone is clucking about the food. It's the same Nando's game you know and love: choose your spice, dive into that bottomless drink, and pray that your chicken is cooked perfectly.

The vibe is casual and fun, and if you're lucky, you might get a staff member who’s actually enthusiastic about your meal. But watch out for wonky service—those moody waiters can really kill the mood. Overall, you’ll probably end up with a plate full of piri-piri goodness, just don’t expect to take home any culinary masterpieces. It’s a solid pick for fast food, but you know what you’re getting into.