Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 SW18
Tier Achieved:
Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Paulena's is basically the fairy godmother of cakes. With a perfect hygiene score and a flawless 5.0 on Google, it’s the place where dreams come true—at least if your dreams involve cake. From the stunning vintage wedding cake that had one reviewer feeling like royalty to the moist chocolate cake that vanished quicker than your willpower at a buffet, everything here is a slam dunk. Paulena clearly knows her stuff, whether you want a cake for a birthday or just a cheeky pastry.
The customer service? Top-notch, like the kind of service that has you feeling like family, but without the awkward dinner table conversations. The only downside is you might find yourself spending your entire paycheck on these treats, but hey, who needs savings when you have cinnamon buns and matcha cakes at your fingertips? If you haven’t tried Paulena's yet, are you even living?
"Not only did it look BEAUTIFUL, the flavours and textures were absolute bomb."
"The Oma’s chocolate cake was incredibly delicious!"
"Thank you for making my cake dreams come true."
Paulena's — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 11 November 2025