Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 31-37 Armagh Road, Portadown, BT633DR
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Mythical. Spotless AND the best of the best.
Like a unicorn — squeaky clean with top-tier food. This is the dream. Book it.
Portadown Wellness Centre Community Cafe is the perfect blend of health and happiness. With a spotless hygiene score and a five-star Google rating, it’s like the unicorn of cafes. Rod Wright is raving about the quality of plants, but I’m more interested in what’s on the plate. Spoiler: he’s coming back, which is basically a seal of approval.
This place is more than just salads and smoothies; it’s a community hub where the food is as vibrant as the plants around it. If you want a spot that cares about cleanliness and flavor, look no further. Just don’t forget to say hi to Alan, the gardening guru who might just help you plant your next meal.
"Alan the owner was very helpful and knows what he's talking about."
"Great place for a snack and a chat."
Portadown Wellness Centre Community Cafe, Portadown — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 September 2025