ROSSO

Rosso is a place that tries hard to capture the essence of Italy, but honestly, it’s a bit like a tourist trying to speak Italian for the first time. The Parma Ham & Buffalo Mozzarella Board might sound fancy, but it’s not exactly winning any awards for originality. The staff, while friendly, seem to have mastered the art of being just attentive enough to leave you wanting more. One reviewer even noted how the service was 'rather lackadaisical,' which is a fancy way of saying they forgot to check on you. Sure, the ambiance is nice and the food looks pretty, but don’t expect mind-blowing flavors.

Daisy raves about the inviting vibe, but I suspect it’s more about the lighting than the food. Jessie Kat claims their pasta is 'INSANE,' but I’m left wondering if that’s a good or bad kind of insane. Overall, Rosso is a fine spot for a quick bite, but if you’re hunting for true culinary fireworks, keep looking. This restaurant is like that mediocre Italian cinema you watch while waiting for the next blockbuster to come out.