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🏠 1 Armada Way, Beckton, London, E6 7FD
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Tesco Cafe is like the backup singer of the food industry—decent enough but never the star of the show. With a perfectly clean kitchen, it does its job of keeping you fueled while you shop. Amy Ursell loves the lovely coffee and fresh food, but let’s be real, it’s basically a cafeteria where you can grab a bite before heading back to the aisles.
You might enjoy a jacket potato with chili, but don’t expect a Michelin star. The staff is friendly, but it suffers from long wait times and occasional culinary disasters—hello, matcha made with tap water. If you’re looking for a quick bite, you could do worse, just set your expectations appropriately. 🛒🕰️
"Lovely coffee and good quality fresh food!"
"I was pleasantly surprised by the taste and quality of the food."
"Tesco Beckton has a lovely cafe to relax and chill out after all those shopping. It’s has a great selections for a quick snacks or even a lovely break..."
Tesco Cafe, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 March 2024