Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 1 CLARGES STREET, LONDON, W1A 1GP
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
The Kennel Club is a pristine paradise for pooch lovers, but don’t expect culinary fireworks. Think of it as a glorified dog museum with a side of average lunches. While Sue and Dawn drool over the dog art in the library, the rest of us are left wondering why a place with 5-star hygiene can’t muster better than a bland sarnie. Sure, the staff like Marianne are friendly, but good luck getting through the red tape if you need to register your mutt. One star for the canines, one for the humans.
And let’s be honest, Gary’s experience with the registration nightmare is enough to make anyone reconsider. It’s like they’re training for a marathon of frustration. So, if you’re keen on a doggie day out and can tolerate service that’s all bark and little bite, grab your leash and go. Just don’t expect to be wowed by the cuisine.
"The Library and Gallery are a must for fans of dog art."
"Great overall customer experience."
"We were treated to a fascinating tour with our greyhound."
The Kennel Club, LONDON — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 6 October 2025