THE WORKS CAFE

Welcome to The Works Cafe, where the hygiene is top-notch, but the food? Well, let’s just say it’s a bit of a gamble. If cheap and cheerful is your jam, you might feel right at home here, but be prepared to sift through some out-of-date items if you dig too deep into the pantry. Jonathan Mayor loves it for the generous portions, but Leo Parker’s cereal was a ticking time bomb.

This is the kind of place you hit up when you’re desperate for a quick bite that won’t break the bank, but don't expect culinary fireworks. It’s clean, but bland—think of it as a pit stop rather than a destination. Just keep your eyes peeled for expiration dates, or you might end up with yesterday’s news served on a plate.