Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Bannatyne Gymnasium 2 Morrison Avenue, Chingford, E4 8SA
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Bannatyne's Cafe Bar is apparently a 'spa' but feels more like a neglected gym locker room. Nick loved the quick massage, and F F had a grand time splashing about, but the rest found themselves knee-deep in moldy vibes. The only thing fresher than the food seems to be the complaints about broken facilities and unresponsive staff.
With reviews ranging from 'amazing' to 'this place is a complete disaster,' it’s a gamble whether you’ll feel like a zen master or just a lost soul drowning in chlorine. Maybe stay away if you don’t want to inhale despair? 💦
"Very quick 10 min back massage, as we were late, but it was very efficient!"
"The swimming, sauna, and steam facilities are very nice."
"The staff were welcoming and very friendly."
Bannatyne's Cafe Bar, Chingford — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 29 May 2025