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🏠 123 St Johns Hill, London, SW11 1SZ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Birdhouse is your friendly neighborhood cafe that’s winning hearts with its coffee and cozy atmosphere. Stephen can’t stop raving about the brownie, and Philippa is all about that delicious food. With a team that’s friendly and attentive, it feels like a little slice of paradise in Clapham. However, one or two reviews hint at some inconsistencies, but overall, it’s a solid choice.
If you’re looking for a nice place to sip coffee and nibble on tasty bites, Birdhouse has got you covered. Just be prepared for the occasional hiccup. But when it’s good, it’s really good.
"The brownie was incredible."
"The food is delicious as well - generous portions."
"Absolutely one of our favourite cafes in Clapham!"
Birdhouse — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 September 2025