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🏠 245 Balham High Road, London, SW17 7BE
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Deluxe Pizza is what you get when you want pizza, but your taste buds need a serious intervention. Sure, hygiene is a perfect 5, but the food? It's a culinary disaster waiting to happen. 🤦♂️ You might find a decent slice here if you’re lucky, but don’t hold your breath. With delivery times longer than a football match, you’re playing Russian roulette with your dinner plans.
The staff seems to range from helpful to completely overwhelmed, depending on who’s on shift. If you’re in the mood for a pizza that’s more like a sad memory than a meal, give it a shot. But honestly, you might be better off calling for takeout from that dodgy chain instead.
"Had pizza with friends, love the taste and freshness."
"Best chicken hot and maxican special pizza."
"Very good service and special collection offers were great."
Deluxe Pizza — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 8 August 2024