DONER CAVE

Doner Cave is the kebab joint that promises to satisfy your midnight cravings, but it comes with a side of unpredictability. While D Shares swears by their flavourful momos and naga wings, others like Jay Jerry found themselves staring at a half-filled bag of chips for £12.50. Talk about a portion size that could be used as a prop in a skit about food disappointment.

The kitchen seems to have a split personality—one day it's serving up beef doners that steal your heart, and the next, it’s sending out underwhelming chips that make you question your life choices. And let’s not even start on the staff's mood swings; some days they’re friendly, and others, they might as well be serving you with a side of apathy. If you’re looking for consistency in taste and service, tread carefully. You might leave with a kebab in hand but a frown on your face.