Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 334 Balham High Road, London, SW17 7AA
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Gastronom Gourmet is the kind of place where you might find an unexpected surprise, but whether that’s a good surprise or a bad one is still up for debate. With a hygiene score of 5/5, it’s cleaner than an operating room, but the food seems to be a mystery box. Some enjoy it, while others might leave scratching their heads wondering what just happened. The overall vibe is a bit vanilla, lacking the spice that draws in a crowd.
Expectations should be low but, hey, you might stumble upon something that impresses you. It exists, but it’s not winning any culinary awards anytime soon. Perfect for when you’re hungry and in the area, just don’t come in expecting fireworks.
Gastronom Gourmet — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 22 August 2023