Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 545 Battersea Park Road, London, SW11 3BL
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Hot Take La Palma Grill might just be the gamble of the century. With a hygiene rating that shines like a diamond at 5 but with a Google rating that reads like a horror story, you’re stepping into a culinary lottery. Sure, some reviews are raving about the crispy chilli beef and the friendly staff, but others are warning of food that’s left them feeling like they’ve been poisoned.
If you’re feeling lucky, grab a plate and dive right in, but be prepared for a wild ride. You could leave with a smile or a story to tell your mates about the worst meal of your life. Just know, the stakes are high and the food’s quality is a complete gamble.
"Very friendly staff."
"Fabulous Crispy Chilli Beef & Egg Fried Rice."
"The food was okay. The Squid Fried Rice was a bit bland."
Hot Take La Palma Grill — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 11 August 2025