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🏠 K15, 76 Stewarts Road, London, SW8 4DE
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Matteo's Cucina Italiana Ltd is the kind of place that seems to be hanging on by a thread. Hygiene is great, but the reviews give off a vague whiff of indifference. I mean, it’s Italian food—how hard can it be? But the reviews are quieter than a Sunday afternoon. Perhaps they’ve got a secret menu that nobody knows about, or maybe the pasta just needs a little more love. Either way, if you’re in the area, it might be worth a shot, but don’t go expecting culinary fireworks.
The vibe feels a bit classic but not in a charming way, more like it’s stuck in a time warp. If you’re after a quick bite, it’ll do the job—just don’t expect to leave raving about it. We’re in neutral territory here.
Matteo's Cucina Italiana Ltd, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 November 2025