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🏠 31 Roehampton Vale, London, SW15 3DT
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
McDonald's is McDonald's. It’s clean, dependable, and just like your ex—always around when you're feeling a bit lost. The fries are hot, the Big Macs are consistently mediocre, and if you’ve lost track of your life choices, well, this is your safe haven. The hygiene is on point, so at least you won’t have to worry about what’s in your burger, right?
Real talk, if you’re after a proper meal, you might want to think twice. But hey, when hunger hits and nothing else is open, this is the go-to. Just don't expect culinary wonders; this is survival food, not a five-star experience. Grab that Big Mac and keep it moving.
McDonald's — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 7 May 2025