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🏠 65 Tooting High Street, London, SW17 0SP
Tier Achieved:
Mediocre energy. You'd probably do better cooking at home.
The epitome of "does the job." Safe enough, food's fine. But let's be honest — your kitchen's probably cleaner AND tastier.
Merkur Slots is the place where you can part with your cash faster than you can say 'jackpot'. With a pristine hygiene score, you’d think they’d at least serve up something worth your while. But alas, the food here is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Sure, the staff might be friendly, and the atmosphere is cozy, but you came for the snacks, right?
You might find a comfy spot to relax after a long day at work, but if you’re hoping for gourmet dining or decent pub grub, you’re better off at the chippy. Just make sure you keep your expectations low and your wallet ready. Free drinks and snacks? Great, but it’s like going to a party where the host forgot to buy the good stuff. 🎰💸
"Staff were very friendly, and the atmosphere very pleasant"
"The best place to lose your money"
"It's a place where I relax after a long day"
Merkur Slots — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 19 November 2025