Food hygiene meets Google reviews. Find your unicorn.
🏠 Burntwood School, Burntwood Lane, London, SW17 0AQ
Tier Achieved:
For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Pabulum Limited is here with a 5-star hygiene rating, but let’s not get carried away. With a Google score of 2.5, it’s the culinary equivalent of a lukewarm cup of tea—neither great nor terrible. Most reviewers seem to be singing praises about the service, particularly Chef Steve, who apparently has gained a cult following. But let’s be real; if a name like Pabulum is on the door, you can’t expect a Michelin star experience.
Some folks do love the food and the convenience it offers, like Claire Competition who raves about how much her kids love the lunches. But a few brave souls have encountered raw chicken and a menu with more bland than brand. It’s a gamble if you’re in the area: do you risk it for the biscuit or play it safe and pack your own lunch? 🤷♂️🍽️
"who on earth came up with the name???!!!"
"absolute goat of a chef called Steve"
"my children’s primary school lunches and they really enjoy them"
Pabulum Limited, London — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 17 October 2025