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🏠 1 Chestnut Grove, London, SW12 8JA
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For the germaphobe whose motto is 'food is fuel'.
Spotless kitchen, rubbish food. Won't get sick. Might wish you had. Emergency calories only.
Subway at SW12 is as thrilling as watching paint dry. Hygiene might be top-notch, but the food experiences here will have you questioning your life choices. One poor sod found two thick hairs snuggled in their sub — a real gourmet touch. It's no wonder the reviews are giving off strong 'stay away' vibes. The atmosphere is as inviting as a dentist's waiting room, and the staff seem to be auditioning for a role in a zombie movie, with efficiency not quite making the cut.
On the flip side, oladejo did manage to give a shout-out for the overworked staff keeping the place together, which is kind of sweet. But let's face it, if you're looking for a culinary adventure, you'd be better off eating the wrapper than the sandwich itself. Just keep this place on your list for 'emergencies only' vibes. 🥪🤢
"The staff here is definitely overworked as she is the only one attending to all customers."
"The staff weren’t friendly and can be quite stingy with fillings."
"I arrived to eat at 9 p.m., but the staff told me that the restaurant only operates as a takeaway."
Subway — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 August 2025