SUBWAY

Subway—where your sandwich dreams go to die. With a 5-star hygiene rating and a 3.3-star Google review, it’s the cleanest place you can get the most questionable subs. The reviews are sparse, but one thing’s for sure: if you’re looking for a culinary adventure, you might want to keep driving past this franchise. It’s as exciting as watching paint dry.

You walk in expecting to be dazzled by a world of flavors, and instead, you’re greeted by options as thrilling as a plain bagel. You can grab your mediocre sandwich, but don't expect any spark. If you’re just in need of carbs to tide you over until something better comes along, this place has got you covered. It's clean, sure, but that’s about as far as the compliments go.