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π 82 Mitcham Road, London, SW17 9NG
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Amazing food. Hygiene score you can forgive.
The food slaps and hygiene is "Good" β not perfect, but nothing to worry about. Go for it.
Tequila Mockingbird is one of those places where the cocktails flow like gossip at a family reunion, and the vibe is just right for a cheeky night out. The staff, like Mia and Callum, are your friendly bartenders who know how to keep your glass filled and your spirits up, while also handling the karaoke room with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. Happy hour is your best friend here, so donβt be shyβjump in and let the drinks do the talking.
But beware of the bouncers; they have a knack for picking on patrons like itβs their full-time job. If you can dodge them, youβll love the music, the crowd, and the drinks. It's all about having fun, but just remember to keep your dance moves within the realm of acceptable, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the door.
"Had a few too many and went tart mode - turnt this club up."
"Amazing service from Mia with the long black hair."
"Excellenttttttt cocktails!"
Tequila Mockingbird β Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
ποΈ Last inspected: 29 February 2024