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🏠 2 Lower Richmond Road, London, SW15 1EJ
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
Thai Square is a mixed bag of Thai flavors and service that sometimes hits the mark and sometimes leaves you wondering what just happened. With a riverside view that’s hard to beat, you might be tempted to overlook a few culinary blunders. The starters like Duck Spring Rolls are a hit, but if you’re expecting the main dishes to deliver the same zest, you might be in for a surprise.
The service has its moments—thankfully, Jennie and Elle seem to know what they're doing, but the kitchen’s inconsistent quality might leave you scratching your head. A few diners have reported tepid mains and an unexpected mouse sighting, so, tread carefully. If you're after ambiance, go ahead, but keep your expectations in check when it comes to the food.
"The location and view of the river are very pleasant."
"An exceptional dining experience."
"The service they provided truly stood out."
Thai Square — Food Hygiene Rating: 5/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 13 August 2025