YUMMY

Yummy is the perfect name for this Chinese takeaway—if you’re into playing food roulette. On one hand, you’ve got reviewers like Muhammad raving about their hot, fresh dishes and generous portions. House Special Fried Rice? A winner with king prawns, chicken, and beef. But then, enter Claudia and her raw pork horror. It’s like the kitchen is auditioning for a horror film. And let’s not forget The Bear Caps, who experienced a post-meal nightmare that could only be described as a ‘poop waterfall.’ Not exactly the ‘Yummy’ experience we all dream of.

The staff seem to be the saving grace, with polite service from the young lad on the back line—though he may need to learn a thing or two about customer service etiquette. Overall, this place is clean, but head there with a strong stomach and a prayer because it’s a gamble to eat here. Will you leave satisfied or clutching your stomach in despair? Only time will tell.