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🏠 46 South Street, Farnham, GU9 7RP
Tier Achieved:
Clean. Reliable. Does the job.
The "lights out missionary" of food. Spotless kitchen, decent grub. Won't blow your mind, won't disappoint.
The Third Monkey in Farnham is not just another restaurant—it’s an experience. With a buzzing atmosphere and attentive service, your taste buds will do a happy dance. Leighanne was so impressed she traveled from Derbyshire, and honestly, who wouldn’t for a fillet steak that’s 'cooked to perfection'? 🍽️ Add in the sticky beef and bone marrow éclair, and you’ve got a menu that’s practically begging for another round.
But let’s be real: it’s not all rainbows. Richard had a less-than-stellar roast that left him wishing for something a bit more tender. Still, if you’re in the area and fancy a culinary adventure, this place seems to be the ticket. Just maybe stick to the fillet and leave the roast for someone else.
"The food was excellent, the service was great."
"The food was outstanding, beautifully presented."
"Service from Lucy and Tom was excellent."
The Third Monkey Farnham, Farnham — Food Hygiene Rating: 4/5
🗓️ Last inspected: 18 September 2025