THE SINGING KETTLE

🏠 6 Waterloo Square, Alfriston, BN26 5UD

🍽️ Tea House

Tier Achieved:

⚡ HIGH STAKES ⚡

Good food, hygiene's had some notes. Probably fine.

The food's genuinely great and the hygiene issues are "Improvement Necessary" — not catastrophic. Worth a punt if you're not a germaphobe.

🧼 Food Hygiene Rating 3/5 FSA Certified
⭐ Google Rating 4.6 341 reviews
Mon9:30 AM–4 PM
Tue9:30 AM–4 PM
Wed9:30 AM–4 PM
Thu9:30 AM–4 PM
Fri9:30 AM–4 PM
Sat9:30 AM–4:15 PM
Sun9:30 AM–4:15 PM

Good vibes, but check the menu prices.

The Singing Kettle is a quaint little tearoom that’s got the charm of a classic British café but with just enough quirks to keep it interesting. Keeva Butler enjoyed a delightful cream tea here, complete with homemade scones that could probably make a biscuit cry. JLo wasn’t shy sharing that the smashed avocado was plentiful and tasty, but they were not impressed with the tiny cup of coffee that cost an arm and a leg.

While the food seems to hit the spot, there’s a hint of chaos in the air—Nicholas Brown noticed a menu mismatch that left him scratching his head. Thankfully, Joy and Sue, the lovely staff, made up for it with their delightful service. It’s a vibe, but don’t expect Michelin stars here. If you’re after a charming, if slightly chaotic, cafe experience with good food and even better company, then why not give it a whirl? 🍰☕


💬 PEOPLE SAY 💬

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✨ FEATURES ✨

🍽️ Dine-in🥡 Takeout🚗 Delivery

📝 REVIEWS 📝

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"Had a delicious cream tea with beautiful homemade scones."

— Keeva Butler

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"The coffee is quite pricey for what you get."

— JLo

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"Both were delicious. Joy (cook) and Sue (Waitress) were a delight."

— Nicholas Brown


🔬 FSA BREAKDOWN 🔬

🧼 Hygienic Food Handling GOOD
🏗️ Cleanliness & Facilities GOOD
📋 Management & Safety GOOD

The Singing Kettle, Alfriston — Food Hygiene Rating: 3/5

🗓️ Last inspected: 14 November 2025


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